He stopped his car on the deserted road, wondering why there was a dancing lizard in front of him.
The lizard waved at him, as if signaling for him to stop. But he looked around, saw that there was nobody in sight, and decided to do the unthinkable.
Jared walked over to the iguana and tried to lift it by the tail; surprisingly, the reptile spoke with a soft, raspy voice.
This both disturbed and surprised Jared, since he had a similar experience with the ghost of his now dead lizard, Iggy.
His dead lizard once woke him up during Christmas Morning, aroused and wanting.
It was not a pretty scene, you have to understand the costive effects of such wants can paralyze for hours.
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