SWL Exquisite Corpse #5

Alone in his dorm room, he began to think about everything he overheard at last night’s party.

And those thoughts made him tremble.

He was adopted this whole time? Who was his real mother then?

He could only conclude that whoever his mother was, she shared his severe mongoose allergy.

Because the severe red welts on his face whenever he encountered a mongoose could only be a hereditary defect.

Sadly, the only relief he could find came from a soak in a tub full of yogurt.

As he lay in the tub, he felt the cool yogurt ooze between his toes.

Then a loud bang came from the door. He just said “Nobody’s home, go away.” And the answer behind the door said “It’s the pizza guy. I have your delivery.”


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